so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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