Will you blow on my dice?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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