...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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