Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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