8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
FUCK WHALES
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