No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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