so that wasnt chicken after all
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The power of my boobs compel you
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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