one two three fourrrrnication!
apparently the secret to your success is patron
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just gargled with NyQuil
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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