Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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