her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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