im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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