we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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