triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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