I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Randomize
