whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
sex in a hospital.. check
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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