I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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