He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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