he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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