hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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