You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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