ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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