in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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