This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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