Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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