i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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