do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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