He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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