We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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