ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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