i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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