So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
where are you?
Hypothermia
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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