Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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