We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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