Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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