Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
