Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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