Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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