remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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