something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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