How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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