he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
so much tequila, so little girl.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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