:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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