i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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