This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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