Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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