she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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