ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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