so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
