just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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