i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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